your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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