therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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