I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is Oprah even human
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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