Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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