I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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