He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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