Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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