Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
a search helicopter?!
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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