At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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