Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
