dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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