Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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