Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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