you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?