I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.