Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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