if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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