you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I am in a vortex of obligation.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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