he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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