I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Sober January is a disaster.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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