bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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