What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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