Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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