at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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