YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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