He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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