Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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