How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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