I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
