Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm both gender and math confused
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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