i don't like sucking hair
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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