try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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