yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wish my penis had a tongue
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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