It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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