garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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