I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just had sex on a roof
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?