Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?