Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.