OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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