South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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