Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
we're so committed to being not committed
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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