I'm gonna have a badass scar
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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