Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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