at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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