just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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