I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
