I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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