her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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