awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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