used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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