if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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