You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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