So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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