Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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