yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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