used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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