So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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