Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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