i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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