So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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