i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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